Tuesday, October 27, 2020

Making Enemies (Kyng Of Clubs Part 2)


Teeth feel fuzzy.

Been working 27 hours straight.

Vest is digging into his sides.

Last shift.

Should be easy.

Goes to the storeroom.

Pulls out a bar stool, top is disconnected but it will serve his purpose.

Kyng perches on it, head swiveling, taking in every detail.

White Chocolate is on stage.

Money fills the air.

Sparklers stream from behind him.

Barking loudly, Kyng shines 3000 lumens in the waitresses’ path.

Observes closely until the bottle reaches its destination.

Rests his eyes for seconds at a time.

Asks Nia the bar maid for another coke.

Rather have an energy drink, does not want to fork over $6 for a knock-off of the most popular brand.

While he is aware that the club is set up to make money, does not feel it should make it off him.

He needs it too badly.

Patron comes up to him.

Thinks to himself.

“This motherfucker better not try to shake my hand.”

Yes.

He is

Looks at the extended appendage.

Unless he’s a prestidigitator there is no money in that mitt.

Kyng looks at him, his disgust, vivid and clear.

A Von Gogh of revulsion.

“Wa’dup?”

Patron sways.

Leans closer.

“You Jes gonna leave me hanging?”

Drunken individual is in danger.

Has no idea.

Reaches towards Kyng’s shoulder.

If the inebriated Man contacts his person, Kyng is going to break his clavicle, and dislocate his shoulder.

Might break his right leg.

Has not decided just yet.

But definitely the arm.

General manager saves the drunk.

“Hey Greg. Come here man stop playing with my Wolves and let me buy you some Crown.”

Kyng, files the man’s face for future reference.

Bob’s his head to the beat.

All the songs sound the same.

Blend together into a monotonous, bass heavy, beat.

Same for the dancers.

All have a generic look as if they came from some stripper clone factory.

Notices one of his team is not on the floor.

Not only is he not at his post, but he is also nowhere to be found.

Makes a mental note.

Walks the club makes certain the missing man is not sitting in VIP.

Dancer exits the stockroom.

Looks like she has been busy.

Horse, the missing bouncer, comes in the front door minutes later.

Kyng has a feeling he knows what the man was doing. A quick survey of the man’s hands and face confirm. 

Glitter. 

Most of the dancer’s bodies are fairly coated in it. 

You cannot abandon your post. 

No matter how fine she is. 

Even if it is only a few minutes. 

Shoots a text to "OG Big Boy" asking that the long-faced man, nicknamed Horse not be sent back to his club. 

Text back is instant. 

"You want him gone? U fire him."

At the end of the night, as money counters are buzzing through garbage bags full of one dollar bills, Kyng pulls the man aside. 

"Horse, let me holla atcha?"

The 6' 9" man has a couple inches of height over the head of security, Kyng's dangerous demeanor more than makes up for the disparity.   

"Listen, I know you were fucking Klimaxx, while we were on the clock. I can't have that. I don't want you back."

Horse's light features begin to darken, and his voice raises an octave or two.

"Fuck you mean? Fuck you thank you is? I'ma call OG!"

Kyng, absently loosens his pistol in his holster.

The man's raised voice makes him feel as if he might need to pull it. 

Because he does security as well, Horse notices the movement and is instantly angry.

"Nigga anit scared of that motherfuckin pistol!"

Kyng drops his hands.

Doesn't want to have to do anything to this man. 

"Bruh. I talked to OG. He told me to fire you. It don't have to be like this. If you act a fool with me I'm gone act a donkey with you."

His words are clipped.

Voice even. 

Calm. 

Soothing in a way. 

His intent is lethal. 

Has decided if Horse approaches, he's going to shoot him. 

Amir, the General Manager saves Kyng a second time. 

Wraps an arm around the tall light skinned giant. 

"Hey Douglas, how's your auntie Vera? She know you been working for me?" 

The older man gives Kyng a hand signal, one that lets him know that he has things under control and that the warrior can take his weary bones home. 

Its been a long work day.

Kyng's made a couple hundred dollars, and a couple of enemies. 

 


Thursday, October 15, 2020

Everything Happens For A Reason

 He was a star in his hometown.

Small Tennessee town bordering Mississippi had never seen anything like Chevron Taylor.

Defensive Lineman of the year, every year of his high School career.

All American.

Most recruited High School senior class of 2006.

LSU is sending the most to the pros. 

Virginia Tech and Wisconsin have the best defense.

Tours several schools.

Decides on Arkansas.

College football is a different level of the game.

Finds out he wasn’t the only one who hauled pulpwood, and hay.

These guys know how to move people too.

Works harder.

Eats a lot more.

Works out.

He is determined to be a professional football player. Has a few Sparks of brilliance in his college career.

Doesn’t hear  his name. 

He’s not on TV. 

He’s a late seventh round draft pick.

NFL is yet another level.

Career lasts mere days.

Tries other teams.

No takers.

The NFL team he’d signed to loses 8 members of it’s practice squad to a freak plane crash.

Expects a call.

Nothing.

Refuses to return to Tennessee broke and broken. 

Does some bouncing.

Even more bouncing around.

Hollywood California.

New York City.

Two years after college gets another chance to play football.

The $38,000 they’re paying him is less than his forklift operator job and bouncing net him.

Doesn’t matter, he’s playing football again. 

Shreds Offensive lines, with the power of a Rhino.

Racks up 6 sacks through 3 games.

It feels good.

Like home.

Starts hearing his name.

Sure the crowds are not so much a crowd as a group, but those 1200 or so know his name.

Life is good. 

Team building exercise.

Ice Skating.

Over eager teammate hurts both of them.

Depression sets in.

26 years old.

No clue what to do next.

Here’s a bunch of his teammates were infected with HIV by a new cheerleader.

He’d made a point of sleeping with as many of her squad mates as he had been able.

Metal rod in his leg means zero chance of playing Ball again.

Also gets him put off flight 583, most deadly airline crash in recent history.

Plane crashed into a new Mall’s Grand opening.

The event was being hosted by the NFL's Defensive Lineman of the year.

Feels unlucky.

Doesn’t see the essence of the plan.






Tuesday, October 6, 2020

Karma: (Kyng of the Club Part1)

 Head hurts.

Mouth tastes like he performed cunnilingus on an airport ashtray.

It happens when he’s been up too long, smoked too many Camel© Menthol Wides, too many hastily rolled blunts.

Looks over at the lump in his California King Flat form.

Hopefully she’ll at least be good looking.

Can’t believe he’s done it again.

Been a while since he woke beside a random female.

Remembers why he stopped.

Fucking Entertainers.

Swore off them.

Knows why he did it.

Fucking “Hook-ups”app.

He’d seen Ronnie on the site.

His Ronnie.

On ‘Hook-ups’?

He’d drank like a fish all night.

Bar maids are happy to oblige.

He never asks them for anything.

Always quiet.

Watching people. 

Notices everything.

Makes sure nothing happens.

That night Kyng is not at peak.

Starts off noticing the bored expressions of the dancers, glassy eyes of the patrons, hundreds of ones being thrown, typical night.

Tells Nia the barmaid he wants 3 fingers of Jack.

Once he explained she handed him a fresh one each time he held up 3 digits.

Decides to find out who is in his bed.

Karma.

The dancer, not the thing.

Even though it kind of could be.

Doesn’t care for the tall arrogant woman, has no idea how they ended up at his house.

Can’t even begin to imagine the conversation they might have had. 

Never said a nice word to one another before.

Swears he won’t ever drink again. 

Now that he’s up he has to cash app his team. 

The only downside to employing a lot of monsters is that you have to keep them happy, and always remember that they are monsters. 

Gorilla Man, Turnpike,  Ears, and Bigfoot. 

The best crew working in strip clubs. 

Has other employees but if he has to work with anyone it’ll be them. 

As he transfers funds, lithe body in his bed begins to stir. 

Doesn’t look forward to the conversation, even less to having to see her at the club later tonight.

"Hey Wake up, shawty."


Abduction

It's hot in here.  Stifling. Suffocating. Dark.  Almost hope they come beat me again, just so that I can get out of the trunk.  They do....