Putting some Cheese on it
This is where I tell my tales, things that I have seen, experienced, felt, dreamed, wanted, these are my stories and I hope that you enjoy reading them because I find joy in telling them. Let's go everywhere.
Thursday, July 6, 2023
Abduction
Tuesday, September 6, 2022
Do What I Want.
Blue lights.
Siren.
This shit?
Really don't need this right now.
Just worked 16 hours straight.
Doing Security on a movie set.
It’s been a long day.
And then some.
Production assistants, are what those bad children who curse
out strangers grow up to be.
I’m tired.
I’ve walked over 30k steps.
My bionic leg is bussing.
8.5 on the old pain scale doc.
I'm smoking a blunt right now.
A blunt to relieve the pain.
The anxiety from having to be in proximity to fucking
people.
Took this job to avoid that shit.
A well deserved blunt.
Fuck.
Even if I put it out, this cop is going to smell it.
This is some strong stuff.
Shit.
I’m going to get another ticket.
Hmmm.
Since I am going to get a ticket anyway?
Plus, I really don’t like the taste of weed after I put it out and relit it.
You know what?
I’m 50.
I’m going to do what the fuck I want.
I’m not going to put it out.
Who gives a shit.
I’m grown as fuck.
Turned 50 a week ago.
Cough into my sleeve as the young cop comes to my window.
A good cough.
My smokers know the One.
The kind that lets you know you’re high.
Put the blunt down.
It’s burning in my ashtray.
My eyes are watering as I let down my window.
Young cop gets a face full of smoke.
Looks puzzled, yet slightly amused.
“Damn Security. You not even going to put it out?”
Swallow.
Clear my throat.
Sip my watermelon, mango, dragon fruit lemonade.
I got it from catering.
It’s mostly water at this point.
I just need some hydration to respond.
“Man I’m 50. I do what the fuck I want. Go on, write me a $149
ticket. I got a woman waiting on me bro.”
Its $149 I really could use on something else, but I will
pay it if need be.
Cop looks at me, wonderment in his features, I can see the
rollercoaster of emotions play out, on his face.
Hope this nigga don’t play poker.
“Nah, security. I’m not gonna write you. You aight with me.
I can’t wait to turn 50 so I can say that.”
“Don’t.”
Don’t think about my response.
Just believe it.
“You got it Security. Listen, you have a tag light out,
that’s why I pulled you over. You might want to get that fixed. Enjoy.”
Walks back to his car.
Uses his lights to help me pull into Atlanta traffic.
Friday, November 26, 2021
A Conversation With Betty (My Truck)
Sunday, April 4, 2021
First Day
Tuesday, March 23, 2021
Surprise
Monday, February 15, 2021
The Voice
Friday, February 5, 2021
Tragic Comedy
Tuesday, January 26, 2021
The Excuse Of Camaraderie
Monday, November 2, 2020
Time To Let Go
Tuesday, October 27, 2020
Making Enemies (Kyng Of Clubs Part 2)
Teeth
feel fuzzy.
Been
working 27 hours straight.
Vest is
digging into his sides.
Last
shift.
Should be
easy.
Goes to
the storeroom.
Pulls out
a bar stool, top is disconnected but it will serve his purpose.
Kyng
perches on it, head swiveling, taking in every detail.
White
Chocolate is on stage.
Money
fills the air.
Sparklers
stream from behind him.
Barking
loudly, Kyng shines 3000 lumens in the waitresses’ path.
Observes
closely until the bottle reaches its destination.
Rests his
eyes for seconds at a time.
Asks Nia
the bar maid for another coke.
Rather
have an energy drink, does not want to fork over $6 for a knock-off of the most
popular brand.
While he
is aware that the club is set up to make money, does not feel it should make it
off him.
He needs
it too badly.
Patron
comes up to him.
Thinks to
himself.
“This
motherfucker better not try to shake my hand.”
Yes.
He is
Looks at
the extended appendage.
Unless
he’s a prestidigitator there is no money in that mitt.
Kyng
looks at him, his disgust, vivid and clear.
A Von
Gogh of revulsion.
“Wa’dup?”
Patron
sways.
Leans
closer.
“You Jes
gonna leave me hanging?”
Drunken
individual is in danger.
Has no
idea.
Reaches
towards Kyng’s shoulder.
If the inebriated Man contacts his person, Kyng is going to break
his clavicle, and dislocate his shoulder.
Might
break his right leg.
Has not
decided just yet.
But definitely
the arm.
General
manager saves the drunk.
“Hey
Greg. Come here man stop playing with my Wolves and let me buy you some Crown.”
Kyng,
files the man’s face for future reference.
Bob’s his
head to the beat.
All the
songs sound the same.
Blend
together into a monotonous, bass heavy, beat.
Same for
the dancers.
All have
a generic look as if they came from some stripper clone factory.
Notices
one of his team is not on the floor.
Not only
is he not at his post, but he is also nowhere to be found.
Makes a
mental note.
Walks the
club makes certain the missing man is not sitting in VIP.
Dancer
exits the stockroom.
Looks
like she has been busy.
Horse,
the missing bouncer, comes in the front door minutes later.
Kyng has
a feeling he knows what the man was doing. A quick survey of the man’s hands
and face confirm.
Glitter.
Most of
the dancer’s bodies are fairly coated in it.
You cannot
abandon your post.
No matter
how fine she is.
Even if it
is only a few minutes.
Shoots a
text to "OG Big Boy" asking that the long-faced man, nicknamed Horse
not be sent back to his club.
Text back is instant.
"You want him gone? U fire him."
At the end of the night, as money counters are buzzing through garbage bags full of one dollar bills, Kyng pulls the man aside.
"Horse, let me holla atcha?"
The 6' 9" man has a couple inches of height over the head of security, Kyng's dangerous demeanor more than makes up for the disparity.
"Listen, I know you were fucking Klimaxx, while we were on the clock. I can't have that. I don't want you back."
Horse's light features begin to darken, and his voice raises an octave or two.
"Fuck you mean? Fuck you thank you is? I'ma call OG!"
Kyng, absently loosens his pistol in his holster.
The man's raised voice makes him feel as if he might need to pull it.
Because he does security as well, Horse notices the movement and is instantly angry.
"Nigga anit scared of that motherfuckin pistol!"
Kyng drops his hands.
Doesn't want to have to do anything to this man.
"Bruh. I talked to OG. He told me to fire you. It don't have to be like this. If you act a fool with me I'm gone act a donkey with you."
His words are clipped.
Voice even.
Calm.
Soothing in a way.
His intent is lethal.
Has decided if Horse approaches, he's going to shoot him.
Amir, the General Manager saves Kyng a second time.
Wraps an arm around the tall light skinned giant.
"Hey Douglas, how's your auntie Vera? She know you been working for me?"
The older man gives Kyng a hand signal, one that lets him know that he has things under control and that the warrior can take his weary bones home.
Its been a long work day.
Kyng's made a couple hundred dollars, and a couple of enemies.
Thursday, October 15, 2020
Everything Happens For A Reason
He was a star in his hometown.
Small Tennessee town bordering Mississippi had never seen anything like Chevron Taylor.
Defensive Lineman of the year, every year of his high School career.
All American.
Most recruited High School senior class of 2006.
LSU is sending the most to the pros.
Virginia Tech and Wisconsin have the best defense.
Tours several schools.
Decides on Arkansas.
College football is a different level of the game.
Finds out he wasn’t the only one who hauled pulpwood, and hay.
These guys know how to move people too.
Works harder.
Eats a lot more.
Works out.
He is determined to be a professional football player. Has a few Sparks of brilliance in his college career.
Doesn’t hear his name.
He’s not on TV.
He’s a late seventh round draft pick.
NFL is yet another level.
Career lasts mere days.
Tries other teams.
No takers.
The NFL team he’d signed to loses 8 members of it’s practice squad to a freak plane crash.
Expects a call.
Nothing.
Refuses to return to Tennessee broke and broken.
Does some bouncing.
Even more bouncing around.
Hollywood California.
New York City.
Two years after college gets another chance to play football.
The $38,000 they’re paying him is less than his forklift operator job and bouncing net him.
Doesn’t matter, he’s playing football again.
Shreds Offensive lines, with the power of a Rhino.
Racks up 6 sacks through 3 games.
It feels good.
Like home.
Starts hearing his name.
Sure the crowds are not so much a crowd as a group, but those 1200 or so know his name.
Life is good.
Team building exercise.
Ice Skating.
Over eager teammate hurts both of them.
Depression sets in.
26 years old.
No clue what to do next.
Here’s a bunch of his teammates were infected with HIV by a new cheerleader.
He’d made a point of sleeping with as many of her squad mates as he had been able.
Metal rod in his leg means zero chance of playing Ball again.
Also gets him put off flight 583, most deadly airline crash in recent history.
Plane crashed into a new Mall’s Grand opening.
The event was being hosted by the NFL's Defensive Lineman of the year.
Feels unlucky.
Doesn’t see the essence of the plan.
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